Tonnenator
Age : 36
Joined : 21 Jul 2007
Posts : 351
Location : Columbus, OH
Age : Midlife Crisis
|  Subject: Here's Yer Sign  Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:23 am | |
| Post your favorite Here's Yer Sign joke!
I'll start it:
One day my car blew up alongside the road. The hood was up, and smoke was pourin' out of it. Some guy pulled up an' said, "Did yer car break down?"
I just looked at him and said, "Nawh - had to pull over, car needed a cigarette break! Heeeeere's yer sign."
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PeacethroughX
Joined : 24 May 2007
Posts : 455
Location : Charlotte, NC
Age : old enough!
| | Subject: Re: Here's Yer Sign Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:57 am | |
| Bill Engvall is great!!
Here's a real life story from David Boily, a press photographer from Montreal quoted right from his blog:
"I got one for you. This summer while covering the Montreal Expos, I had to pass by some scalpers at the main doors. Now keep in mind I have a big white lens (camera mounted) on a monopod and a wait full of lenses and a press pass clearly dangling oround my neck. Well, 9 times out of ten they tried to sell me tickets. But that's not even the "Here's your sign" part.
One day the scalper sees me coming and asks me what RADIO station I shoot for! I was so dumbfounded, all I could say was that this CAMERA doesn't record sound. (actually it does but...)"
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Tonnenator
Age : 36
Joined : 21 Jul 2007
Posts : 351
Location : Columbus, OH
Age : Midlife Crisis
| | Subject: Re: Here's Yer Sign Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:07 am | |
| | Heeeeeere's yer sign......! |
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