Thought some of you would enjoy this.
Sooooo anyway last nite we stopped at a truck stop to get fuel, I go inside to fill our waters. I set the 2 filled gallons on the floor while I'm fixing my hot water and sugar for my tea. This dude is sort of hanging around my general area and then he makes his move.
"Think you have enought water?" He asked and smiles all, you know guyish.
I look at him, dead serious not even a smirk and say
" You never know when there's gonna be a zombie invasion. And you know when that happens, you're not gonna be able to just go in somewhere and get more water."
Then I look him in the eye and he gives one of those realllllly uncomfotable laughts "Huh-huh" hoping I'll laugh too. Instead I just raise my eyebrows like "What? I'm serious."
He calmly picks up his coffee and keys and walks away.


I saw this sticker that I fell in love with years ago and it said
"if you can't dazzle them with brillance, riddle them with bullets"

I try to do that to people with my words.

I hate sometimes that guys think just cuz you're a cute-ish female they can come over and just say stupid crap. I'll talk to anyone, but I only talk nice to people ( males and females) who come up to me and start a decent opening line.
And being that the halloween season is upon us, I really need to work on my sthu (like how I cleaned that up?) line to say to people when they say
'It's not Halloween yet" about my hair and make up.
I usually say something like
"Everyday is Halloween in MY world" or if they say it in a really rude way I tell them
"if it was Halloween, I'd be dressed like you"

but I need something new and saucy to tell people.

LOL I think we would get along great with your zombie invasion reply and my EAT GOAT FECIES reply we could really have some fun with people hahahah.

Well.

That freaking rocks!! haha, I'm not that witty. =/

I have learned over the years to drive anyone away with just a few words.
I rarely have to even curse at people, just once in awhile if someone is a horrible person.

If I'm just not in the mood I speak a combination of German and French jibberish. maybe throw in some Chinese.

"Ich sprechen keine English, quelquefoi je pence Ich haben keine bitte avec nei hao."

I just never make eye contact with people unless forced to , then I dont smile because i really just want to be left alone when im out in a store or something.

I don't "say" anything to people to make it go away.
Not unlike panzer, I just don't smile. I'm usually very distant when I'm out and about, between that and my sheer size I'm...unapproachable. Or! If i'm out and I'm acting nutty it scares people off, and they're embarrassed to approach me. I love making people uncomfortable.

If neither works, I tried that whole "Ich spreche deutsch, Schwein".
That works. haha

I would so love to hang out with both you for a day. 2 menacing dudes and a little rainbow dark between you. I'd tell people you were my bodyguards and to stop looking at me!

my favorite hang out buds were 2 dudes one was 6'2' the other was 6'4". The thing is I never realized they were reeaaaally tall.
When you're 5 feet everyone seems tallish. But then I'd notice that most other people seemed short around them. The 6'4" dude would hit his head on the ceiling fan at the trailer every time he walked by it.