The Idiot's Prayer
Lord, I suck.
I am a total idiot.
Thanks for loving me in spite of myself.
Please lift me up and let me dwell in Your presence.
Thank You that I am in good company, as some of those disciples sure seemed to suffer from similar dumb-ness that I do.
Amen.
©2007 Doug Van Pelt (Anyone can pray this prayer, but if you put it on a t-shirt or placque, we should split the profits.)