A Parody of an Oasis Song LOL

"Whine and Bawl"
by Tonya Berry
written November 10, 2007
a parody of "Wonderwall" by Oasis

Today is gonna be the day
That I sing a sucky song to you
Today is gonna be the day
That you tell me that it sounds like poo
I don't believe that anybody
Sings this song as bad as I do now

Offkey musicians telling me
That I'm always singing through my nose
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But it's just the way that my song goes
I don't believe that anybody
Sings this song as bad as I do now

And all the songs I sing to you are whiney
If you don't like it you can kiss my hiney
There are well written songs I
Would like to sing to you
But I don't know how

Because maybe
I sing like I'm havin' a baby
Cause after all
I just whine and bawl

Today I had somethin to say but I wrote this stupid song instead
By now you should've somehow
Got this stupid song stuck in your head
I don't believe that anybody
Can puke so violently as to this song

And all the songs I sing to you are whiney
If you dont like it you can kiss my hiney
There are actual music notes I'd like to sing to you
But I don't know how

I said maybe
I sing like I'm havin' a baby
Cause after all
I just whine and bawl

I said maybe
I sing like I'm havin' a baby
Cause after all
I just whine and bawl

I said maybe
I sing like I'm havin' a baby
I sing like I'm havin' a baby
I sing like I'm havin' a baby

I wrote this when I was inspired at work because they play this song every day at like the same exact time every day! And I was picking and started singing the lyrics and my coworkers were crackin up.

So did any of you get a kick out of it? John & I are totally thinking of recording it.

Tommy loves Weird Al by the way - little did he know Weird Al would one day be his mom, LOL!