i got kinda bored.
most of these have something to do with something ive experienced, enjoy
have pondered the ways of the world, and come to the following conclusions.
1: the fetal stage is the paradigm of import.
2: every kindergartner sticks SOMETHING up his nose before hitting 1st grade, however, this doesn't apply if they discover their ears first
3: 2nd graders tend to be smarter than their teachers
4: teenagers are ALWAYS smarter than their parents, even though they don't
know thier but from a hole in the ground, and couldn't find either one with a
map and a flashlight.
5: somehow, it's fine for a woman to abuse a man--this is self defense, however should a man breathe to hard on a woman, he's going to jail.
6: txting makes your thumbs hurt.
7: it is illegal to drink under age
8: 75% of cops will tell you that the above is a good idea, as getting used to alcohol will prevent abuse in later years.
9: when darts fall on your head it hurts.
11: also, slamming your thumb in a huge metal door can lead to losing it
(as i well know)
12: rule 10 doesn't exist
13: going out with your boots on doesn't count if you forgot socks that morning
14: DO NOT stick your fingers in the blender.
15: rule 15 can be OK if you unplug it.
16: metal concerts make your ears hurt--bad.
17: posting bulletins is fun
18: not only is it fun, it's acceptable spam.
19: really no matter what you do your parents wont fully approve, but it's OK,
cause good ones will love you anyway.
20: it's good to have someone that makes you smile when you think about them
21: it sucks when those people leave, because they still make you smile but it's not quite as intoxicating.
22: karma does exist
23: music can do unimaginable things to you if you allow it.
24: teenagers do dumb stuff with their cell phones--always.
25: slow dancing with yourself is sometimes a very good thing
26: screaming at the top of your lungs is the best stress therapy there is.
27: getting shot at with a .357 magnum is scary.
28: the above is not true if there are no bullets in it.
28: there are always two rule # 28's
29: laugh with the people who laugh at you, it's their loss, not yours.
30: doctors tend to be sadists
31: the 'pro' version is NEVER free
32: shipping always takes longer than it says it will
33: Oklahoma is windy
34: ^^^that's not true if a tornado is coming soon^^^
35: Kentucky is always hilly
36: California is always wet in the morning
37: retired marines always regret it
38: these are pointless rules
39: money is a bad thing, but only if you dont have any
40: dying is manditory.
Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:20 pm
