*game* ruin a wish

Ok so person 1 makes a wish person 2 grants it and ruins it
for example
person 1 - I wish I had a million dollars...

person 2 - granted. but it's paid out at $10 a week.

this could be fun. or it could flop. we'll see.
I'll start

I wish I could have a vacation...

You win an all expense paid vacation for a week

But its in a Go Mart Bathroom in the ghetto.


I wish I could loose about 100 pounds

granted. But you end up losing more than that when messing around with transporter devices and a fly gets in the machine with you and you end up as a fly with a little Jim head

I wish I could get a new tattoo

granted.
but it looks like this:
friggin emos...



i wish i had a job.
=/

granted.
only you're taste testing dog and cat food

I wish I had a pet

switchbladeknitter wrote:

granted.
only you're taste testing dog and cat food

I wish I had a pet

granted

but it looks like this
http://thedishingdiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/samugliestdoglulu.jpg

That is the most frightening animal I have ever seen.

um... I wish Ken would have made a wish before he left...

Your wish is granted

But his wish was to outlaw toilet plungers from all private homes in America.

I wish I had the two Amon Amarth cds I dont have yet

LoL, these are the greatest...

Quote :

wish I had the two Amon Amarth cds I dont have yet

granted.
but they're both 100% covers of emo bands.


i wish for three more wishes.

granted.
but your genie has a hearing problem and gives you three washes instead.

I wish that could sing so I could be in a band.

switchbladeknitter wrote:

granted.
but your genie has a hearing problem and gives you three washes instead.

I wish that could sing so I could be in a band.

granted, but you are the lead singer for a revival of the group Menudo.


I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner

granted , but you are an oscar mayer weiner in the village section of san fransisco.

I wish i had some tea.

granted.
but it's hot, served in a dixie cup and has no sugar.

i wish my headache would go away.

MetalheaD wrote:

granted.
but it's hot, served in a dixie cup and has no sugar.

i wish my headache would go away.

The way I like it......hot, no sugar.


your headache is gone....but so is your head, it was a terrible typewriter accident......


I wish I had all of the slayer CDS.

granted. only you recieve them after someone has decided that Slayer is evil and put them in a blender on high for 5 minutes.

I wish for <3 <3 world peace <3 <3